I'M TOLD THAT SAM MENDES IS PLANNING TO KILL ME IN TODAY'S ISSUE OF 1917 FILMING. I WON'T GO TO THIS PLAGUE OF A FILM PRODUCTION. IT IS TOO MUCH TO BE KILLED EVERY WEEK OF THE YEAR WITH THIS GUY, SAM MENDES. HE'S A CRIMINAL AND THIEF. HE WON'T FADGE THIS MAN AND HIS FAMILY. HE WILL BE DEAD IN A WHILE ANYWAY. HE'S GOT CANCER OF THE LIVER AND STOMACH AND SPLEEN, I HEAR.
This is Colin Firth. I am hereby resigning from the movie 1917. I no longer wish to work with Sam Mendes and his filthy crew of bastards.